Ridgeway Criminally Bad Elf

It turned out to be a case of mistaken identity, of course - wrong place at the wrong time...but Claus was soon back on the street with the polite apologies of the authorities - no questions asked. All’s well that ends well, surely, but still, the reporters wanted to know...it takes its toll, doesnt’t it? "Indeed" sighed Claus, "my elf is going crazy, and I fear I shall soon go crazy as well" And with that he hoisted a great flagon of his favourite barleywine-style ale, silently contemplating the future and straining to remember why he got into this particular line of work in the first place.  One of our great range of Christmas beers.