Inside Cover:- You feel ten years older in no time! Happy Birthday

Inside Cover:- 1. Instructions are for wimps 2. Deodorants are easier than a bath 3. sex/cars/football-in that order 4. Bodily functions are hilarious 5. The world is your urinal Happy Birthday

Inside Cover:- I S****ed a Nurse once! Happy Birthday

Inside Cover:- Fork in Hell! Happy Birthday

Inside Cover:- With best wishes for a happy birthday

Inside Cover:- Wishing you a very special day to remember Happy Birthday

Inside Cover:- Wishing you a very Happy Birthday

Inside Cover:- Celebrate your day!

Inside Cover:- Have a brilliant Birthday!

Inside Cover:- ...You old Goat

Inside Cover:- Have a Great Day!

Inside Cover:- Sunny thoughts just for you on this perfect day hoping that your day is good the very best birthday!

Inside Cover:- Wishing you a very Happy Birthday to a special Father

Inside Cover:- With love and special wishes on your birthday

Inside Cover:- Wishing you a really enjoyable Birthday

Inside Cover:- Have a great Birthday

Inside Cover:- Have a fantastic Birthday

Inside Cover:- With love on your Birthday

Inside Cover:- With best wishes for a very special day

Inside Cover:- Wishing you a fantastic Birthday

Inside Cover:- To you

Inside Cover:- ...and have a cool Birthday!

Inside Cover:- With warmest wishes for a special day may it be spent in the perfect way! Happy Birthday

Inside Cover:- Best Wishes