But don't feel obliged to take our word for it, this little bottle has a grandiloquent story to tell.

2.204 malted Maris Otter grains gave all they had to offer the world to provide the robustly delicate toffee malt canvas for the ensuing epic.

4 Hop Cones willingly sacrificed themselves in fiery cauldron the is our brew kettle to ensure your mouth is left feeling punished and puckering for more.

9,900,000,000 yeast cells frantically fermented their little hearts out as the sugars were magically turned into alcohol in the dark depths of our fermentation tanks.

Don’t be fooled however by this smooth medium bodied ale. As it trickles down your throat as this wolf in sheep’s clothing begins to grow teeth. The bite comes as the bitterness builds and endures no matter how hard the malty sweetness of the alcohol tries to tame this ferocious beast. An exciting beer that will captivate with a whole body drinking experience.

Creaking, twisting, haunting, wherever it may go.

Conspiring, plaguing, besetting, deep under an eerie sea.

Trapping, captivating, bewitching, they have no chance to flee.

The undercurrent's intensity rises, you can't evade this nightmare.

The trades decription people are gonna go mental!

Good luck to them (and you)

Maybe someone recommended you try this crazy science beer.

They probably even told you how we use Caramalt and Crystal Malt followed by First Gold hops to produce a fudgey fruity taste which subsides into a ripple of bitterness that bites just when you want it to (ouch?).

They might also have mentioned that Brewdog use only the finest fresh natural ingredients and no preservatives or additives.